Reading revisited

Hello there I'm Sam, 23, from Reading.I decided I'd sign up to Tumblr as it'll be a good way to store work I've done on here and my comedy ideas, which can be copyrighted so no one can nick them!

I try to take an interest in most things. It's great discovering new things like new comedians, music, films etc. Love comedy shows like Mock the week, Whose line is it anyway, The Ricky Gervais Show, Bo'Selecta, Family Guy, Live at the Apollo, Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow, QI, Have I Got News For You and many more. Support Reading FC, like watching football, wish I could play as well as the footballers themselves. I listen to music that I like the sound of, but usually listen to Rock or something that has a catchy beat to it. I like films such as Star Wars, the Dark Knight trilogy, the James Bond and Bourne films, Comedy films like Shaun of the dead, Hot Fuzz, The Hangover, Monty Python films, 21 Jump Street and many more.

My work is for the public and my life is for myself

Benedict Cumberbatch - Oz Comic Con (via cumberbitchen)

"… for no one else. That’s it. And I understand that people are interested. And as you know, my problem is that I probably overshare a bit too much. So, the media loves playing with that. The media loves to sort of throw things back at me or say that I said things that weren’t said in anything other than jest, as like a statement of fact. And those are weird things. The lack of control or perception and I can’t be in a room and make a joke like I can with nearly a thousand of you and I will be understood as well as I can by you, as I can by one journalist and one editor who goes ‘ah that’s the quote. put that up. and then we have something we can race him on’.(?) And that’s a bit … that just gets boring. But it’s part of a very privileged existence, so I wear it lightly now. I used to go get very cut up (?) about it but I couldn’t care less anymore. … And the amount of cut-and-paste-jobs that are done. You all know it as well. You can spot it. It is very easy to see if someone’s actually been in a room with me or if someone has just gone ‘ah we use that clipping and that clipping and that quote and and ooh he did that - we’ll use that!’ … and they get paid to do that, which is slightly a gruelling thing. […].”

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showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you. 

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imminentdeathsyndrome:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

Riiiiight, because we all know how fucking well facial recognition software works. Let’s try Zach Braff’s face.

How about Barack Obama?

Anonymous Mask?

Michael Myers from the Halloween series?

Grumpy Cat?

Fuckin’ solid software this shit is.

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